His Bark is Worse Than... Well, Actually, His Bark Is Worse Than Just About Everything.

Went for an early morning walk today and I inadvertently alerted one of those dogs with a really, really silly bark who kept making this weird 'woo woo' noise as I strolled by and it was very, very funny until I thought "Geez Louise, someone has to live with that" and I imagine that would be a nasty bit o' hell especially if you kinda liked the old pup except for, you know, that damn noise. Life's a bitch.