Just Like in the Movies

This is an authentic fountain pen squirt. You know, like in old Laurel and Hardy two reelers when some one pulls off the lid of a fountain and it shoots ink all over the place? Well, I'm here to tellya, THAT STUFF REALLY HAPPENS! And I'm only showing you the one blot because that's the one that landed on this piece of paper. Most of the rest ended up on the table and my hands.