Guy with a Bad Attitude

"I couldn't CARE less, which is to say I COULD care less, which is to say I could NOT care less, which is to say as to caring, I am DOING a lot less of it than before, which is to say the sheer possibility of me actively giving CAREful consideration to the subject to a LESSer degree, an even smaller increment, is, frankly, like, a joke. Let's talk about it some more."