Boo, Who?

Okay, so, in honor of the day... well, here ya go. Skinny Jack O' Lantern. Liddle black cat. How Halloweeny kin ya get? Since I didn't bother to color in this one, I suppose one could suggest the oblong vegetable at hand is not, in fact, a regulation pumpkin, but, rather, some sort of squash, gourd or zucchini. But for that matter, we don't see all the alleged cat either. Maybe he's actually some rectangle-head, crescent-body space alien waiting to ponce and suck the brains out of any unsuspecting bystander. Bwaw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Big Head Cat And Dog

Kitty cat and a puppy with big ol' melon sized heads... no bodies. Which, now that I think about it, suggests a cranial capacity in household pets, unheard of in my personal domestic history. Intellectually speaking, cats and dogs in my charge always seemed to be nestled nicely in the ding-a-ling regions of the proverbial bell curve

Two Day Doodle

Mebbe more than two days. This is an oldie I found in a scatchpad... the deal here, I believe, was that I started with an empty pad on Monday, and kept adding tiny little figures every time I picked up the phone. Which means, yeah, I spent an awful lot of time yappin' on the horn. I kinda like the guy in the lower right corner a lot: his head is actually shaped like a Klu Klux Klan hood and he's got a nose like a cinnamon roll.

Pre-Halloween Creepy Guy

Not so much a Frankenstein-Dracula-Night-Of-The-Living-Dead-Flesh-Eating-Zombie type creepy guy, more a Cabinet-Of-Dr.-Caligari Pre-Halloween variety. Delicate fingers though, don't you think?

Heart Art

One More Day

Space Guy with One Eye

Out For A Walk...

The Folks You Meet...

Friday and Things Are Looking Up

A rather geometric looking Jeep like creature as viewed from a long angle, nostril-view vantage point. Except he doesn't seem to have nostrils. Just one of those black, shiny generic cartoon noses. Happy Friday!

Glassy Eyed

Our girl seems to be staring off in a manner that is - how shall we euphemize? -vacant. Which brings us to today's Doodler's Tip: the quickest way to send your cartoon character off in a funky daze, is to put a little spiral where there pupils should go. Works every time.

Happy Little Guy In A Happy Little Hat

Hey! It took longer to post this posting than it did to draw this drawing!

Umpty Jillion Happy Critters

Just a mess of little ani-mules having a high ol' time. Bugs, frogs, dogs, rabbits in tutus... and worms. No, I'm not sure what those two large things on top are... let's say they're a pair of dodos, enjoying themselves so hugely that for the moment they have totally forgotten that they are technically, you know, extinct.

Monday Leftover

Here's an old doodle I found of a cute girl in a beret. I don't think I ever draw ugly people wearing berets. Why is that? This one looks like her name should be Mimi. Or Fifi. Or Coco. Or any other self-redundant appellation one might also think suitable for a French Poodle.

I Am So Blah-zay

"Sure. Go ahead and talk. Like anything YOU might say could possibly be of any interest to ME. As if there was the slightest chance your inane prattle might lift me from the relentless ennui that envelopes my every waking minute like... like... like an envelope. Hey! Wait! Why are you walking away?"

Geez, More Faces!

Yeah, more faces. By now, you have figured out that's pretty much my default doodle genre. These faves have little shapes around them. Don't know why the busty lady seems to be in the letter 'H'. Maybe it stands for 'hussy'.

Casual Friday

And what could be more casual than, like, no clothes at all? Actually, I don't sit around scribbling naked people much any more. If I did, I guess we could give them their own website, and call them 'Noodles'.

Long Story Short

Are those her lips or did she just bite the top off a triple scoop soft serve ice cream cone?

Of Cats, Hats and Neckties

Well, actually, one particular cat, one hat and one necktie. Dr. Seuss not withstanding, I don't think the hat is such a good idea with a real live feline. But the necktie thing... hmm... I mean, I've seen dogs with bandannas, little kittens with ribbon bows. Maybe if you started with a real young kitty, got him used to walking around wearing some sort of necktie thingie... might be kinda cute. 'Course, it might also be a little humiliating. And he is, you know, a cat. Which means he might just bide his time, play it real cool, then kill you in your sleep. Yeah, maybe not such a good idea after all.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

What? Is there something in my teeth? My shirt on backwards? Still some shaving cream under my nose? Did I sleep on hair funny? What? What? What? Maybe I should stare back at you guys for a while. Yeah! How would you like that, you disturbingly diverse bunch of cue balls, you? Turnabout is fair play! I'll just sit here and LOOK at you for while! Well, not for, you know, a long while. I mean, I've got things to do. I've got a life to live. Hey, I've got an idea... why don't you guys take turns staring at each other! That might be fun. Anyway, I've gotta go now. SEE-ya!

Still Foolin' Around With Those Color Markers

Should give the color markers a rest after this. The doodles are getting a bit elaborate.

Creepy little guy standing in front of his tiny little house late at night, and it looks like he's giving us the evil eyeball. Don't know what HE'S thinking about, but I be thinkin' eye contact with this morbid little bastard gives me the willies.

Rhino Room

Well, okay, I 'm not sure what these two were up to... probably not the bunny hop. But this does remind me (kind of) of a true life incident that really happened to yours truly. Years ago I a put a pencil, point side up, into an over stuffed mug full of pens, pencils and such sitting on my desk. Apparently, there was a rubber band stretched somehow in the bottom of the mug. When I let go up of the pencil, it immediately shot up into the tile above me, and lodged itself, sticking out pretty much perpendicular with the ceiling. And there it stayed for many years, actually as long as I worked in that office. So there. Hmmm. I guess that doesn't have anything to do with rhinoceroses. Good story though. True, too!

An Apple a Day

The early apple eater gets the worm, I guess. The little green guy seems pretty composed, considering he almost was almost eaten in half a second ago.

Cube Head

Square afro. Either that, or the guy's using a patio block for a hat. Could be some kinda new 'Chia' do, I guess.

Happy Friday!

Have a Nice-ish Day

Nice-ish little man with nice-ish hair, a nice-ish dog all under a nice-ish sun. Not precisely happy, I guess. Actually, everyone looks a little pensive, like maybe they all read the same, vaguely threatening horoscope - "Today, stay clear of sharp utensils and/or irritating relatives".

Okay, Okay, Okay... So I Played Hooky

So I was outta town again and did not quite get around exactly to posting the doodles for days and days and days. Here's a whole bunch of stuff to make up... hope you can fish something out of this burgoo to your liking.