Disillusioned

"Well, I'm five days into 2008, and I gotta tellya, the whole year is pretty much a bust so far. Just being honest here. There's been one Powerball drawing so far, and that was bupkes. I haven't bumped into any movie stars in the super market yet, and when I look in the mirror, I don't see anything I like any better than what was there before. And get this... I might actually look infinitesimally older! I'm just not diggin' it. If things don't improve real fast, I'm heading backwards into '07!"