Brow Beaten

It's Thursday, and nothing says it's-almost-the-weekend-but-not-quite like a quick cartoon of a little guy with big eyebrows. Huge eyebrows. Breshnev eyebrows. Dukakis eyebrows. Boxcar eyebrows. Eyebrows as thick as an Amazonian rain forest. As luxurious as the orange shag carpeting in the bedroom in the old house, you know, before the accident with the disco shoes, and the snagging, and the first waterbed and what a mess that was! I'm tellin' ya... big eyebrows.

And his nose isn't exactly tiny either.